my project on shrimp includes a section on the mantis shrimp which acTUALLY ISN’T A SHRIMP AT ALL

zackisontumblr:

this makes me really uncomfortable

snapchatting:

i’ve been so annoying all my life why hasn’t anyone shot me yet

would jesus want you to say that swear word

nerdfighter13812:

ohanameansfandom:

Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling

ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!

I’m a Christian and I approve this message.

pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die

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mosoli:

im still laughing at this

homosexaul:

being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot 

You’re momma’s sassy. I like it

I’m 99% sure my sass was inherited

macarena-of-time:

my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween

My favorite people are the ones that scroll down my blog and reblog or like a whole bunch of posts from me

You are appreciated

andy-sunglasses:

[POSI JUMPS THROUGH YOUR FRONT DOOR TRIPS OVER MY OWN FEET AND PETS YOUR CAT] let’s talk about the wonder years